Is Han Solo A Bad Friend?

Recently I was writing a post about Chewbacca for COED.com in anticipation of the upcoming Han Solo spin-off movie Solo: A Star Wars Story. I was excited to write about a character that meant so much to my brother growing up. Whenever we would play Star Wars I would always be Han and he would faithfully always be Chewie. Now Chewbacca is his favorite character and I was happy to put more info on the big hair oaf into the world…But it hit me when I was writing about Chewie’s piloting, and loyalty, and dependability, and selflessness, and a myriad of other things… did I actually get the short end of the stick when it came to characters? Now don’t get me wrong I still love Han and he will always be on of my favorites but there is a case to be made that he is the far inferior character to the massive wookie and is in fact, a jerk. Let’s look into it…

Piloting Ability

Han Solo is known as one of the best pilots in the galaxy. For Pete’s sake, he made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs right!? Well, it does help that he has the fastest ship in the galaxy… and Chewie by his side. Every time Han is at the helm he has his trusty friend Chewbacca with him. You know who consistently pilots the Falcon with a different partner or no co-pilot at all? Chewie that’s who. He is seen in the movies at the helm with Lando, Leia, Rey, and a Porg…  He is also the one in control during the asteroid field escape in Empire Strikes Back while Han is trying to repair the hyperdrive. The Corellian clearly has skills but we are not giving his Wookie partner enough credit.

Sense of Duty

General Solo. Hero of The Rebellion, Bastion of The New Republic. And a self-centered ass. In my Chewbacca piece for COED, I talk about a fan favorite moment in Star Wars. Luke is about to be gunned down in the trench of the Death Star by Darth Vader himself when out of nowhere the Millenium Falcon dives from the guise of the sun to clear a path for Skywalker to blow that thing! Awesome right? How great was it that Han came back to save the day? Well without Chewie he most likely wouldn’t have. It was, in fact, the Wookie who convinced the smuggler to return and help save the galaxy. This isn’t the only moment of selfishness shown by the Corellian. We don’t have the full story yet but when everything went wrong with his son Ben what did he do? Where did he go? Did he go after Ben? No. Did he stick around to be there for Leia? No. Leia kept fighting, Solo went back to smuggling, and from his interaction with rival gangs in Episode VII, still having to be bailed out by his big hairy partner. Granted the Expanded Universe may shed more light on this as it grows. At the time of writing this article, I’ve only read six EU books that are considered canon. Yes, he has his moments on Hoth and the Battle of Endor but at the end of the day, Leia and Chewie do what’s right no questions asked, Solo needs more poking and prodding to do so.

You Know, The Murder Thing

Solo is a carefree, charming smuggler, right? Sure, but he’ll also shoot you right in the face. This subject is no stranger to the HUAS guys, it was the subject of the first ever episode, but all I have to do is say one name… Greedo. This writer is on the outskirts of this debate but most fans vehemently agree that Han shot first. You know what that means? He straight up kills a guy in a bar and throws the bartender a credit to clean it… yay childhood hero… Yes, I understand that he did ‘what had to be done’ but our intro to a character that we are supposed to find loveable in a roguish way is a murder scene. Obi-Wan got in a confrontation, he maimed but did not murder… not Han though. Totally cool shooting a guy.

I could probably sit here and wax poetic about the flaws of this character for a long time. On the other hand, I could probably spend more time talking about how I love this imperfect person. That being said there are enough people out there telling you how awesome Han Solo is, time for one of us to play devil’s advocate–even if it means taking a stand against a childhood favorite. Regardless I am actually looking forward to the new Solo: A Star Wars Story coming out May 25th. Check out my Chewbacca article with COED and the trailer for the upcoming movie below.

https://coed.com/2018/05/08/chewbacca-facts-star-wars-interesting-secrets-fun-questions/

The cost to bring back Marvel’s first Family?

The answer to the question presented in this post’s heading is $52.4 billion in an all stock deal. That’s a lot of cheddar, but Disney has deep pockets and can afford it. This is far from a done deal however; the agreement needs the approval of anti-trust regulators before it can be finalized, and we saw back in November the Justice Department move to strike down a deal involving AT&T and Time Warner that would have made the former one of the biggest telcom behemoths out there. So for now it seems Disney is slowly taking over the world little by little, but we’ll have to wait and see how the dust settles from this huge shakeup.

For now though, allow me to nerd out over what this possible acquisition can mean for Marvel (films and comics) if the deal gets approved.


The Geek Twins

As you can see from the above info-graphic from The Geek Twins, there is a plethora of characters whose movie rights reside with Fox. All of these would revert back to Marvel should the deal get approved. The means that Marvel’s first family can be brought into the MCU, and that my friends is a very good thing – the Fantastic Four movies have not been very good and the latest attempt to reboot the franchise was just awful. Marvel Studios will be able to do the heroes justice so we can finally get the Fantastic Four movie that we deserve. On top of the possibility of a good Fantastic Four movie comic book fans might just get to see the team get their own title again. With Fox owning the movie rights there was little incentive for Marvel’s publishing arm to have an ongoing title for the Fantastic Four because it would essentially be free advertising for Fox’s properties. Sure there are Future Foundation titles and Johnny Storm and the thing also grace the pages of Marvel’s comic offerings, but a Fantastic Four titled, ongoing book is something fans have been missing and this deal brings that possibility back on the table. Major points

Mutants > Enhanced humans. Did anyone else think it was really dumb that the MCU couldn’t use the term ‘mutants’ when referring to Wanda and Pietro Maximoff, and had to instead refer to them as ‘enhanced humans’? Yea I thought so. That all stems from the whole movie rights thing with the X-Men property. With the X-Men rights back, we can now refer to the characters accurately as mutants (because of their, you know, mutation!). It may be a small point to most others, but this little semantic issue always irked me and I’m glad we can correct this. Moving on.

The freaking X-Men and all mutants associated therein! We have the X-Men back! This makes me very happy because I so badly want another X-Men movie that doesn’t stink – maybe an Avengers vs X-Men movie? I may be in the minority here since the 2012 crossover event met with a lukewarm reaction overall, but at the very least it was a decent story that could translate well to the big screen if Marvel builds it up slowly similar to how it is working towards Infinity War. Oh and remember how *SPOILERS* Wolverine dies in the comics? (if you didn’t know about that, well it’s been 3 years ) Marvel can find some way to resurrect Earth-616’s favorite berserking canuck because we all know no one ever truly dies in comics, unless you have to stay dead because you don’t want to promote a popular character’s upcoming film prospects. Movies amiright?

The news of Disney purchasing 21st Century Fox is big news indeed. It will create a huge entertainment giant that will have the power to shape the entertainment landscape. Can this be a bad thing? Possibly. Right now though, I am allowing myself the momentary indulgence of imagine all the awesome things this can mean for my nerdy self. Hopefully reality doesn’t come crashing down.